Things I’d never go sailing without

We really didn’t know what we were doing. We Googled and forumed like crazy. We took advice from helpful people and thought really, really hard. But at the end of the day, we still felt ill prepared. Having said that, there’s not a lot we’d do differently if we were going to go on a sailing adventure again.

Here are some things we would definitely take again.

Green Bags. These are breathable plastic bags to store vegetables in and keep in the fridge. I did an experiment before we left: I brought two broccoli; one went in the fridge naked and the other went in in a Green Bag. The Green Bag one lasted three times as long. I get them from Trade Me (just put Green Bags in the search box). They’re imported from USA – NASA International Space Shuttle used to use them. You can wash them and reuse them 8-10 times – at least that’s what the instructions say – but I used them about 20.  Still good. Tip: Make sure there’s no moisture on the vege/fruit when you put them in. Or if there is, wrap a paper towel around it for a day or so.

Charcoal tablets and Alpine tea. When my Mum was dying, all the hospice nurses were obsessed with her bowels. Sailing can also be all about the bowels. For any kind of tummy bug or diarrhoea, we used charcoal tablets (thanks Peter). They absorb any nasties in your bowel (they actually soak up everything so drink plenty of water – I didn’t and got constipated). Lucky I also have a natural remedy for when you are constipated – a cup of herbal Alpine tea. After 3-4 hours you will definitely go – quite violently sometimes, but it absolutely clears you out. I wish the description on the packet had been a bit more honest – I took it when I was working in town once. I had a cup thinking it was an innocent herbal tea and got quite a shock when I walked home to the train station.

Audio books. For those terrifying night shifts when you can’t read or concentrate, listening to audio books is a really nice half-distraction. I only put one ear plug in so I could still listen to the weather and sea scream, waiting for any kind of different noise in. I subscribed to Audible. It’s $15 a month. The books take ages to download (do it before you leave because there’s no way internet in the Pacific can handle it). My favourite Audio Book is The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins. It’s not rocket science – plot drive with vivid characters and is a bit of thriller – and best of all, the actors are British.

Hair stuff. I looked about 10 years old but a hair band keeps your hair out of your face without having to use lots of hairclips. I bought some really expensive morocco oil hair moisturiser which I used every other day – just slip a bit through, like gel. It keeps it hydrated and even when I knew it looked like shite, it smelt yummy. Your hairdresser will be very impressed when you get back.

A groovy dress. On the odd occasion when we went to a resort, I’m really glad I had a nice frock to wear. I hate the term ‘grotty yachtie’ and tried hard to not be one. Of course you are one after five day passage without  a shower but there’s no need to look yucky just because you’re at sea. It is of course quite helpful to not look in the mirror though. OMG that first shower when you reach land is so unbelievably amazing.

LED candles. They look fake but give a bit of glamour. We have three in a set of different heights. They alternate different colors and have a remote control. They’re lovely it the cockpit at night. We had three but traded one for fish. And we also put fairy lights up in the cockpit which Dean did reluctantly until he saw how well they lit us up from a distance. If you forget to put your anchor light on, you still light up like a Christmas tree. It was quite a magical moment, rowing out in the dinghy and looking back at our stary night, gorgeous boat. They’re solar powered and hook up to our dodger. It’s also part of my cunning plan to make sure we don’t race our boat in the next Mana Cruising Club winter sailing season – the fairy lights will take too long to take down! Woop, woop.

A box of gorgeous things. Sailing is all about safety and trauma. As soon as I got to a bay I’d open out my box of gorgeous things and lay them out on the saloon table…a plastic lotus flower, a shell from Kapiti, half a coconut shell and a miniature crocheted Christmas pudding that my Mum won in the hospice raffle. This is a bit macabre, but I also have a Dead Box. It’s got funeral programmes, dried flowers, photos, notes and little things that remind me of the person who died. I also have the ashes of my little pussy cat, Willow, in my Dead Box. Dean thinks I’m weird. But being at sea doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings. There’s nothing like a good sob after a shit sail.

A shift bag. I had a large waist bag that I put all my shift essentials in (ear plugs, eye mask, clean knickers, alarm clock, gloves, note pad and pen). I attached it to the nav station so that even if it was rough, I could get to it easy. It was right next to the Grab Bag.

Okay, so I’ve asked Dean what he’d never go to sea without – he’ll be practical:

Three navigation tools. Ray Marine charts as our main nav tool, in the cockpit, and Open CPN and iSailor for our laptop and iPad. Dean also connected our chart plotter to the iPad. He blew up our radar two weeks before we left. Our amazing marine insurance people, The Marina Shop, made sure our insurance covered it and it meant we got new charts for the Pacific. Unlike some people, reefs were where they were meant to be.

Solar panels. As many as you can take.

Davits on our arch. Being able to hoist our dinghy up on davits which are attached to our arch: Not only was it easy when we got somewhere, but the dinghy was perfectly safe, still inflated, during passages. We were one of the only boats with an inflatable dingy and we never got into trouble. Dean had Outboard Envy. Ours has 5hp – a lot had 15hp. 10hp was common. Dean was obsessed with ‘getting on the plane’. I don’t see what the fuss is about. We got to places, eventually.

Soda Stream for fizzy drinks. He can’t live without his bourbon and coke. Except I bought sugar-free which he HATED and never forgave me for. Telling him that the amount of sugar that goes in a glass of coke is actually poisonous, and to stop you throwing up they put another poison in, doesn’t put him off.

Iridium Go satellite communications (includes an email address so we could email anywhere, any time, and 150 talking minutes). Apparently they’ll have 3G internet speed too soon. Iridium Go also has a tracking feature that Predict Wind can show on a website. This was great except for when it went a bit haywire and we got an email from Dean’s Mum saying, “you’re on land, you’re on land, what’s wrong?”

AIS. We wouldn’t go anywhere without it. It saved our lives: Once we were headed right for a rock. We had our chart zoomed out to 10nm which meant the rock didn’t show. The rock had an AIS beacon on and came up as an alert. It was a revolting night shift and our headsail had just ripped so we were in no mood to hit a rock. We should of course have scanned a paper chart more thoroughly before we left.  AIS is great for piece of mind for general collision avoidance too. It’s also handy if you want to avoid  someone in a bay, and you can turn it off if you don’t want to be found.

A good horn to announce your arrival in a bay and say a big goodbye when you leave. Oh for safety reasons too.

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And cushions. I can’t buy furniture, art work, books, art deco things – we only have room for cushions. My new cockpit cushions have ducks on them. I love them. Dean doesn’t.

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Nothing to do this this post, but my current favourite photo. This is the first time Zena went up on the deck, unprompted. Taken from our trip a couple of weeks ago to D’Urville Island and Pelorous Sound.

 

New Caledonia in October – glitter cardy cold & celiac sharks

It’s colder here – but only glitter cardy cold, as my friend Caroline says, and not proper NZ thermal cold. Her and her partner, Steve, joined us for a week and she’s bought a bit of glamour to the boat. Dean and I even had a shower.

Only a week to go. That’s insane. We want to come home now, but we also want the world to stay changed.

Our fancy new lure that got eaten by a fancy big fish.

Our fancy new lure that got eaten by a fancy big fish.

A dinghy trip up the river in Baie de Uie that ended up being a highlight. It looked dumb to start with.

A dinghy trip up the river in Baie de Uie that ended up being a highlight. It looked dumb to start with.

Drying our parachute because the sail locker got drenched.

Drying our parachute because the sail locker got drenched.

Meet Mouss. He has his own Facebook page. He's the only living being on Isle de Casey in Baie de Prony. Ten years ago his owners' resort on the island closed down. They tried to take him with them but he kept jumping off the boat and swimming back to the island. Mouss goes fishing and is fed by visiting yachts. One even rigged up a water catcher for him. He seems very happy. He had pasta and egg for breakfast, care of Pebbles.

Meet Moose, the caretaker of Ilot Casey in Baie de Prony. Ten years ago his owners closed down the resort on the island. They tried to take him with them but he kept jumping off the boat and swimming back to the island, so they left him there. Moose goes fishing for himself and is fed by visiting yachts. One even rigged up a water catcher for him. He seems okay. Moose had pasta and egg for breakfast, care of Pebbles.

Dean, with the help of Take Two, made my birthday very special.

Dean, with the help of Take Two, made my birthday very special.

This included going to Blue River National Park and sleeping in tents in trees! And going on a moonlit kayak tour with H2o Odyssee Tours. Both incredible, amazing things to do. Kind of ironic though - we leave the boat for two days to swing in trees and go on water.

This included going to Blue River National Park and sleeping in tents in trees! And going on a moonlit kayak tour with H2o Odyssee Tours. Both incredible, amazing things to do. Kind of ironic though – we leave the boat for two days to swing in trees and go on water.

We really have no idea where we go most of the time.

We really have no idea where we go most of the time.

Then it was off to Isle de Pines in the south. Picture perfect.

Then it was off to Isle de Pines in the south. Picture perfect.

Complete with old jail, where "the massive exile on Isle of Pines of simple offenders answered two major idea - bame those who tried to overtake the French Government power..."

Complete with old jail, where “the massive exile on Isle of Pines of simple offenders answered two major idea – bame those who tried to overtake the French Government power and endorse the sum of money being spent by the French to build the island…”

The local markets included a selection of French pastries and things...Dean chose one of each. Best breakfast we've ever had.

The local markets at Vao included a selection of French pastries and things…Dean chose one of each. Best breakfast we’ve ever had.

Joined by Wellington friends, Caroline and Stephen - great cruising guests because they did all the dishes.

Joined by Wellington friends, Caroline and Stephen – great cruising guests because they did all the dishes.

One good thing about the French being here. They build nice things.

One good thing about the French being here is that they build nice things. 

The confession booth is a broom cupboard.

The confession booth is a broom cupboard.

A favourite morning thing...feeding baby sharks. They cling to the bottom of your boat and come out when we throw bread in. I've stopped doing this now because we're leaving a trail of celiac sharks.

A favourite morning thing…feeding baby sharks. They cling to the bottom of your boat and come out when we throw bread in. I’ve stopped doing this now because we’re leaving a trail of celiac sharks.

View from Mato Island in the southern lagoon area. It was very windy and quite a risk to navigate the reef systems (and the first time we'd anchored on a lee shore), but worth the fear.

View from Mato Island in the southern lagoon area. It was very windy and quite a risk to navigate the reef systems (and the first time we’d anchored on a lee shore), but worth the fear.

Adventurers.

Adventurers.

 

 

New Caledonia – feral haircuts & a topsy-turvy culture

‘Pebbles, Pebbles, this is Bobcat, do you copy, over?’
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‘Pebbles, this is Bobcat, can you please repeat, over.’

Just as he was answering the VHF call, Dean took a bite from a cracker. It broke in his mouth as he went to speak so he shoved the whole lot in, then answered the call. And other little, funny moments that I know we are going to remember.

New Caledonia is such a mix of stunning white beaches and aqua water, and a topsy-turvy culture. We’ll be catching up with friends of a friend in Noumea who works for the NZ High Commission – I’m looking forward to understanding all this more. We can’t of course read the newspapers because it’s in French. Everything is in French. This is not France. This is New Caledonia.

The landscape has been savaged by 100 years of nickel mining, used for stainless steel and other products. It’s very sad to see. The blood orange ridges of these mountains have been severed and their innards turned out, left grotesque. It’s killing the coral and kids swim in red muck. There are ‘private mining villages’ marked on our chart. How can anyone own a bloody village? It makes my blood boil. Apparently there are a handful of French families who own the mines around the country (and responsible for more than a few environmental disasters). Again, we know nothing.

We were pretty much told not to go down the East Coast (the ‘Forgotten Coast’) of the main island, Grande Terre, because of the destroyed landscape and lack of white sandy beaches (that postcard stuff really does get in the way of other more interesting experiences). Also, we were told that the trade winds tear up the East Coast and it can be hard to head south. All bad advice.

We loved the isolation and realness of the East Coast, even if its upset. But there’s room in adventure for fiercely being yourself, otherwise you end up as one of the not-really-happy people in the postcards.

And we did find a little piece of heaven – a gorgeous inlet just after the entrance to Baie Laugier. No boats, no people; just nature and us. I really needed this kind of space and it was nice for Dean and me to totally relax, just us. I got up at sunrise and took my beanbag to the front of the deck and fell in love again with birdsong and the waking of a day.

We moved further down the coast: At Thio we found a group of women playing Bingo in an outdoor shelter and bought some local umu-style food which we think was pork; then because adventure is so exhausting (really) we stayed two nights at Port Bouquet; then it was on to the mining town of Yate where we found a little shop run by the Chief’s wife. The friendly (white, French, from France) collage Principal showed us where it was and translated for us. I told the Chief’s wife that she smelt like lovely soap and she thought that was hilarious. Now we’re at Isle Quen and looking for walks. We met the caretakers of a private house here yesterday. They were from Malakula, in Vanuatu, and had tears in their eyes when we talked about Cyclone Pam.

I cut my own hair. Oh dear. It’s been six months and I was looking a bit feral, but now I just look stupid. My hairdresser is either going to laugh or go quiet when she sees me in November.  Thank god for hair bands.

Current favourite cocktail:  Chessie Lady – champagne, vodka and cointreau.

Up close with the savaging of this land, on Isle Quen just south of Prony. There's meant to be replanting going on but we never saw it, anywhere.

Up close with the savaging of this land, on Isle Quen just south of Prony. There’s meant to be replanting going on but we never saw it, anywhere.

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Always on look-out.

A little inlet on the right from Baie Laugier, our first stop on the East Coast. It reminded us the Marlborough Sounds.

The little inlet on the left from Baie Laugier, our first stop on the East Coast. It reminded us of the Marlborough Sounds.

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Our sunset walk…there’s Pebbles on her own.

Dean doing something practical. Me doing something not practical.

Dean doing something practical. Me doing something not practical.

Dean wanted to take this home for Laura or Cameron, but decided not to after discussions about shell ghosts and customs clearance.

Dean wanted to take this home for Laura or Cameron, but decided not to after discussions about shell ghosts and customs clearance.

We went up a river to find a town. We found lots of locals who didn't speak English but loved our translator on our mobile phone. I told them we loved them and that they were special. Couldn't find 'where is the supermarket'.

We went up a river to find a town. No town, but met lots of locals who didn’t speak English. They loved our French translator on my mobile phone – I told them, ‘I love you’ and ‘you are special’. The phone ap didn’t have useful things like, ‘where is the supermarket?’ or ‘we are lost, can you help?’ The petrol in the dinghy ran out a few metres from Pebbles.

Isle Kinde, just out from Port Bouquet. Oh wow. We spent the morning here. A group of birds wouldn't let us walk on the Western side - they must of been nesting. This was their home. We snorkelled and lay in the sun, feeling rather perfect.

Isle Kinde, just out from Port Bouquet. Oh wow. We spent the morning here. A group of birds wouldn’t let us walk on the Western side – they must of been nesting. This was their home. We snorkelled and lay in the sun, feeling rather perfect.

Fish count: 2! This tizzard will feed us fr 10 meals, thank you kindly. We were desperate and protein deficient. Dean resorted to buying disgusting looking frozen sausages and meat pattie things from a little shop. Probably dog.

Fish count: 2! This tizzard will feed us for 10 meals, thank you kindly. We were desperate and protein deficient. Dean resorted to buying disgusting looking frozen sausages and meat pattie things from a little shop. Probably dog.

Our adventure friends, Peter and Kim, in our dinghy going around Isle Nemou in Port Bouquet.

Our adventure friends, Peter and Kim, in our dinghy going around Isle Nemou in Port Bouquet.

It's still a dream, isn't it?

It’s still a dream, isn’t it?

Sailing New Caledonia – it took four countries to de-stress

It’s Saturday night and the smoke from the food stalls is overwhelming. There’s a string band playing on the stage – they are dressed in cowboy hats and Indian type poncho’s. We’re not sure if the 30 or so brightly dressed women in front of the stage are in a beauty pageant or a fashion parade. They shyly walk to the front, do a bit of a flutter or spin and then slink back to the group. The DJ has a lot to say, in French.

It’s their Pahatr Festival and it’s for locals, not tourists, so it’s fabulous. They have these every year in the French Loyalty Islands – each year is at a different island. It’s Ouvea’s turn this year.

Guillaume Waminya started the festival and says, “I launched the process, initiated this event, in order to get the tribal village known and bring people together. I shook up habits a bit, energies had to be mobilised, but today everyone gets involved, the festival is known and people are beginning to find their feet.”

Now there’s a dozen young women dancing, shakin’ their hips and telling stories with their hands. One is big. She’s very big and having a great time.

We go to find food – big dishes of root veges and coconut, plus baguettes with chips in, and ginormous mud crabs. Everything is foreign and we don’t speak French so no one knows what the hell we are saying – it’s funny and awkward and connecting.

We’re in Ouvea, the most northern of the French Loyalty islands. It’s so French. We weren’t expecting that. It’s like their culture has been misplaced. There’s huge political unrest, with the Kanaks being oppressed for so long. They’re working on it.

The sail here from Lifou was very lumpy. Dean loved it. I spewed. I’m still screaming to get the sails bought in. But we get over things quicker. Progress!

And I finally feel the absence of stress. That’s taken five months. I’m yet to have the deep relaxation that comes from isolation but soon we’ll head to the woop woops again, hopefully.

I’ve just marked this in our calendar – the first All Blacks game on he 21st, NZ time. How very exciting.

Back to turtles, white sand and adventure.

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Yip.

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Run crabs run!

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Dean bought my birthday present here, a cute little egg basket. I love it. It holds 14 eggs and my mission is to make sure that none of them smashes in 30 knots.

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Peter and Kim from Take Two and the awesome adventure family from Nika.

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The wee town of St Josephs, northern Ouvea, is gorgeous. We wandered around and a local asked us in for coffee. We went into his Mum’s house, a traditional one. She then showed us her little garden. We have no idea what she said but we all smiled and laughed. She had very soft hands.

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This is the first time I’ve seen Dean in a church. In 10 years.

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Our local guides around the town – one had three legs.

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Every building was fascinating.

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Notice board outside the shop. Half these notices are for Bingo.

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After cyclone-torn Vanuatu, we’re enjoying pretty things.

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Che Guevara is often seen with the indigenous Kanak flag.

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This is where the chief lives.

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Postcard.

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We went on a shark tour next to a tabu island. It was a gorgeous walk, snorkel and local fishing demonstration, all in French. One lovely French guy did some translation for us: In the estuary was a shark nursery. Once the eggs are hatched they swim to the sea but get eaten by barracuda. Sharks are like gods to the Kanaks and they’ve asked authorities if they can kill the barracuda. Not allowed.

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Antoine, our local guide. That’s me in full snorkelling gear. We don’t have a photo of the two metre lemon shark we saw while snorkelling. I took one look and swam the other way. Dean went in for a closer look.

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A turtle hole. We jumped in and swam in it. Apparently the chief puts the turtles in so he can then eat them. Hearing that kind of ruined it for me.

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These French students have just been volunteering in Fiji on a school project. They were doing health checks in the villages and were told that in five years, 50% of Fijians will have diabetes. These girls “paid much money” to volunteer there.

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After we’d all jumped in, Dean went looking for a higher place to jump.

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That’s Pebbles and Take Two in the distance.