New Caledonia in October – glitter cardy cold & celiac sharks

It’s colder here – but only glitter cardy cold, as my friend Caroline says, and not proper NZ thermal cold. Her and her partner, Steve, joined us for a week and she’s bought a bit of glamour to the boat. Dean and I even had a shower.

Only a week to go. That’s insane. We want to come home now, but we also want the world to stay changed.

Our fancy new lure that got eaten by a fancy big fish.

Our fancy new lure that got eaten by a fancy big fish.

A dinghy trip up the river in Baie de Uie that ended up being a highlight. It looked dumb to start with.

A dinghy trip up the river in Baie de Uie that ended up being a highlight. It looked dumb to start with.

Drying our parachute because the sail locker got drenched.

Drying our parachute because the sail locker got drenched.

Meet Mouss. He has his own Facebook page. He's the only living being on Isle de Casey in Baie de Prony. Ten years ago his owners' resort on the island closed down. They tried to take him with them but he kept jumping off the boat and swimming back to the island. Mouss goes fishing and is fed by visiting yachts. One even rigged up a water catcher for him. He seems very happy. He had pasta and egg for breakfast, care of Pebbles.

Meet Moose, the caretaker of Ilot Casey in Baie de Prony. Ten years ago his owners closed down the resort on the island. They tried to take him with them but he kept jumping off the boat and swimming back to the island, so they left him there. Moose goes fishing for himself and is fed by visiting yachts. One even rigged up a water catcher for him. He seems okay. Moose had pasta and egg for breakfast, care of Pebbles.

Dean, with the help of Take Two, made my birthday very special.

Dean, with the help of Take Two, made my birthday very special.

This included going to Blue River National Park and sleeping in tents in trees! And going on a moonlit kayak tour with H2o Odyssee Tours. Both incredible, amazing things to do. Kind of ironic though - we leave the boat for two days to swing in trees and go on water.

This included going to Blue River National Park and sleeping in tents in trees! And going on a moonlit kayak tour with H2o Odyssee Tours. Both incredible, amazing things to do. Kind of ironic though – we leave the boat for two days to swing in trees and go on water.

We really have no idea where we go most of the time.

We really have no idea where we go most of the time.

Then it was off to Isle de Pines in the south. Picture perfect.

Then it was off to Isle de Pines in the south. Picture perfect.

Complete with old jail, where "the massive exile on Isle of Pines of simple offenders answered two major idea - bame those who tried to overtake the French Government power..."

Complete with old jail, where “the massive exile on Isle of Pines of simple offenders answered two major idea – bame those who tried to overtake the French Government power and endorse the sum of money being spent by the French to build the island…”

The local markets included a selection of French pastries and things...Dean chose one of each. Best breakfast we've ever had.

The local markets at Vao included a selection of French pastries and things…Dean chose one of each. Best breakfast we’ve ever had.

Joined by Wellington friends, Caroline and Stephen - great cruising guests because they did all the dishes.

Joined by Wellington friends, Caroline and Stephen – great cruising guests because they did all the dishes.

One good thing about the French being here. They build nice things.

One good thing about the French being here is that they build nice things. 

The confession booth is a broom cupboard.

The confession booth is a broom cupboard.

A favourite morning thing...feeding baby sharks. They cling to the bottom of your boat and come out when we throw bread in. I've stopped doing this now because we're leaving a trail of celiac sharks.

A favourite morning thing…feeding baby sharks. They cling to the bottom of your boat and come out when we throw bread in. I’ve stopped doing this now because we’re leaving a trail of celiac sharks.

View from Mato Island in the southern lagoon area. It was very windy and quite a risk to navigate the reef systems (and the first time we'd anchored on a lee shore), but worth the fear.

View from Mato Island in the southern lagoon area. It was very windy and quite a risk to navigate the reef systems (and the first time we’d anchored on a lee shore), but worth the fear.

Adventurers.

Adventurers.

 

 

Sailing New Caledonia – it took four countries to de-stress

It’s Saturday night and the smoke from the food stalls is overwhelming. There’s a string band playing on the stage – they are dressed in cowboy hats and Indian type poncho’s. We’re not sure if the 30 or so brightly dressed women in front of the stage are in a beauty pageant or a fashion parade. They shyly walk to the front, do a bit of a flutter or spin and then slink back to the group. The DJ has a lot to say, in French.

It’s their Pahatr Festival and it’s for locals, not tourists, so it’s fabulous. They have these every year in the French Loyalty Islands – each year is at a different island. It’s Ouvea’s turn this year.

Guillaume Waminya started the festival and says, “I launched the process, initiated this event, in order to get the tribal village known and bring people together. I shook up habits a bit, energies had to be mobilised, but today everyone gets involved, the festival is known and people are beginning to find their feet.”

Now there’s a dozen young women dancing, shakin’ their hips and telling stories with their hands. One is big. She’s very big and having a great time.

We go to find food – big dishes of root veges and coconut, plus baguettes with chips in, and ginormous mud crabs. Everything is foreign and we don’t speak French so no one knows what the hell we are saying – it’s funny and awkward and connecting.

We’re in Ouvea, the most northern of the French Loyalty islands. It’s so French. We weren’t expecting that. It’s like their culture has been misplaced. There’s huge political unrest, with the Kanaks being oppressed for so long. They’re working on it.

The sail here from Lifou was very lumpy. Dean loved it. I spewed. I’m still screaming to get the sails bought in. But we get over things quicker. Progress!

And I finally feel the absence of stress. That’s taken five months. I’m yet to have the deep relaxation that comes from isolation but soon we’ll head to the woop woops again, hopefully.

I’ve just marked this in our calendar – the first All Blacks game on he 21st, NZ time. How very exciting.

Back to turtles, white sand and adventure.

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Yip.

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Run crabs run!

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Dean bought my birthday present here, a cute little egg basket. I love it. It holds 14 eggs and my mission is to make sure that none of them smashes in 30 knots.

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Peter and Kim from Take Two and the awesome adventure family from Nika.

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The wee town of St Josephs, northern Ouvea, is gorgeous. We wandered around and a local asked us in for coffee. We went into his Mum’s house, a traditional one. She then showed us her little garden. We have no idea what she said but we all smiled and laughed. She had very soft hands.

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This is the first time I’ve seen Dean in a church. In 10 years.

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Our local guides around the town – one had three legs.

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Every building was fascinating.

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Notice board outside the shop. Half these notices are for Bingo.

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After cyclone-torn Vanuatu, we’re enjoying pretty things.

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Che Guevara is often seen with the indigenous Kanak flag.

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This is where the chief lives.

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Postcard.

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We went on a shark tour next to a tabu island. It was a gorgeous walk, snorkel and local fishing demonstration, all in French. One lovely French guy did some translation for us: In the estuary was a shark nursery. Once the eggs are hatched they swim to the sea but get eaten by barracuda. Sharks are like gods to the Kanaks and they’ve asked authorities if they can kill the barracuda. Not allowed.

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Antoine, our local guide. That’s me in full snorkelling gear. We don’t have a photo of the two metre lemon shark we saw while snorkelling. I took one look and swam the other way. Dean went in for a closer look.

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A turtle hole. We jumped in and swam in it. Apparently the chief puts the turtles in so he can then eat them. Hearing that kind of ruined it for me.

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These French students have just been volunteering in Fiji on a school project. They were doing health checks in the villages and were told that in five years, 50% of Fijians will have diabetes. These girls “paid much money” to volunteer there.

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After we’d all jumped in, Dean went looking for a higher place to jump.

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That’s Pebbles and Take Two in the distance.

 

 

 

 

A waterfall on Anatom Island, Vanuatu (and walking the devastation of Cyclone Pam)

No one died on Aneityum Island after the cyclone. They say they are the only island where this happened – because they had a plan.

You could see what destruction the village and villages had to cope with. Many buildings remained unbuilt but village life goes on. They have amazing resilience. The head of the tourism committee there, Kenneth, told us that they are proud of natural disaster plan. They have rules – no drinking water for three days after; work together; mainly, stick to the rules.

They’ve gone back to building their houses pre-missionary days. They last longer. They use traditional ways of food preserving food which includes making a kind of cheese from scraped out and minced green bananas that lasts three or four years. They suck water from stone baked sugar cane.

We went on a “Yes, very easy, four hour return walk” to a waterfall with Kim and Peter, and an Australian researcher visiting the village. This turned out to be a seven hour walk that was really a bush bash and river boulder treacherous climb, returning in the dark. Dean and I were in our element – all those Tararua tramps. About half way through I did say, “I’ve had enough now” but we still had an hour to go.

We were the first people to do the trip to the waterfall since the Cyclone. The tracks weren’t really there. Nature was broken but growing back.

We had two guides – one who went ahead and cut the track or chose the less dangerous route, the other who stayed with us. They both wore bare feet and didn’t take any lunch.
The waterfall was the tallest I’d ever seen. Hennie, one of our guides, jumped straight in with her clothes on, looked up to the top and bashed the water a few times with her fists. She had the best laugh.

The end of the walk back ended up being at dusk through the village. Some little kids had just had a wash in the river and were wrapped in towels. They ran after us then hid, squealing. “Bye bye,” they shrieked. We stood still and watched them jump up in different places like rabbits in a field. We laughed and beamed. I knew I’d remember this moment.

That night we had too much red wine, homemade fish and chips and crashed, a little scratched and bruised, but wonderfully exhausted.

The next day we found out that we could have been taken to the wrong waterfall. We possibly went to the bigger waterfall in the middle of the island! I don’t think their outdoor safety requirements are quite the same as New Zealand.

The day we left I wanted to talk to Kenneth more about what they are doing in the tourism space. But there was a big meeting on to sort out some land disputes. We were told it could go on for a couple of hours or a couple of weeks. Island time.

We’ll be back here in the future.

Waiting for our guide outside the community building.

Waiting for our guide outside the community building.

What the local kids draw in the sand.

What the local kids draw in the sand.

 

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The government boat that supplies water to some outer island village schools. The next day its propeller dropped off.

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A teenager’s roost.

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Dean drinking carva. Muddy dish water. Makes lips go numb.

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We love the local speak.

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Traditional, traditional, traditional.

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John the Australian was here researching his missionary ancestors. He had a lot to say about how great white people are.

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Lots of Unicef tents all over Vanuatu. Some empty and flapping in the breeze.

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Zena bubby doggy

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After four hours on our two hour walk to get there, the waterfall!

Sawailau, Yasawas (and having a picnic next to a rubbish tip)

We actually picnicked next to a village cemetery AND the rubbish tip here.  Kim found an old foam mattress on the beach and lay on that for the day. Peter said it smelt like steaming Arabian knickers.

 

Steaming Arabian knickers.

Steaming Arabian knickers.

 

Tip and graveyard (and picnic spot) near Tamusua Village, on Yasawa Island. Right next to the plastic bottles, breakfast crackers wrappers, blue string, fishing reel, yellow plastic lid, Coke bottle, red plastic ring, half a jandal, CD, corner of a polystyrene and scraggy half a green plastic bowl.

Tip and graveyard (and picnic spot) near Tamusua Village, on Yasawa Island. Right next to the plastic bottles, breakfast crackers wrappers, blue string, fishing reel, yellow plastic lid, Coke bottle, red plastic ring, half a jandal, CD, corner of a polystyrene and scraggy half a green plastic bowl.

 

 

 

 

Seeing Auckland – the best sight ever

 

We made it! Five days, 90% headwinds, 80% motoring, minus one headsail, two dozen hard boiled eggs, three bags of scroggen and eight little bruises.

I’m about to have a nana nap – night shifts are very tough. Feels worse that jetlag. Dean is running the radar cable and contemplating our prop issues. Our crew, Glenn and Ian (amazing, amazing people) have gone back to Wellington and we’ll be in Auckland until next Monday. We’re doing the offshore medic course over the weekend so I can learn how to sew Dean up and shove a pen in his neck. Then it’s off to Opua (via Waiheke and other gorgeous islands) and leaving for Tonga 2 May.

Here’s a little bit from my journal and photos are below:

Not many people get to see the world from this view. Apart from the a few slithers, the landscape is rugged with no access. Big cliffs fall into the sea with treacherous rocks as toes.

We’re in precious cell phone range and Glenn has just received a text. His text receiver sound is of a door bell. That’s either going to drive me nuts or be comforting.

Soon I’ll be doing my first night shift sailing, ever. Are you kidding me? They’ll find out soon I’m a fake and throw me over board.

I’m faffing around: Sunglasses off, sunglasses on, neck warmer off, can’t find neck warmer, snack, drink, snack, feel sick, do I need to go to the loo again? Where’s Dean? oh god he’s overboard, rearrange snacks box again. Just relax! Relax? I’m in a plastic boat about to go around the bloody east coast a 35 knots headwind. Get me off.

And here are some pics. Only happy, nice calm ones! Will work out how to orientate portrait ones soon.

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So much to do when there’s nothing to do

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First blog, Palliser Bay, before it all turned icky

 

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Head sail gone, storm jib ready, gennaker flying, boys happy

 

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Glenn contemplating the heavens

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Ian just contemplating

 

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Still haven’t proven that sailing is not scary

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Always on the lookout for flappy sails

 

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Sigh

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Hick’s Bay

 

 

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One of the first to see the sunrise in the world, on the east coast – note the weird eye look from lack of sleep

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The fabulous Ian

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Shocker of a hair do

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So beautiful

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Mercury Islands

 

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There’s a reason why Dean called out dinghy BamBam

 

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Land, land, land

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Yes, land…down Auckland harbour at 7am…very surreal and very wonderful